Seemingly taking a page straight out of classic Ben Stiller comedy, Zoolander, ZA-UM, the developer behind and entity currently in possession of the immaculate Disco Elysium IP, is offering a truly inspired piece of merch: based on the in-game Frittte!
plastic bag used to gather up garbage (in exchange for abysmally small amounts of money), the $165 Eternal Carrier plastic bag bag promises to plumb new and untapped depths of late-stage capitalism.
Funnily enough, it's been on sale for months, but so deeply underground was it that Rock Paper Shotgun only just became aware of its ridiculous existence (thanks, PC Gamer).
Now that mainstream sites have caught on, any hipster cred such an item might have imparted is essentially gone; we thought it was worth pointing out that such a genuinely hardcore (hardcore!) piece of Disco apparel existed out there.
Recipe for anarchy A tremendous loneliness comes over you What do you think of the Eternal Carrier? Is this the missing piece of your Harrier Du Bois, Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau cosplay?