UPS
Google
Apple
Global productivity to crash to zero as Balatro announces it's coming to phones
Business dailies the world over closed their doors for the last time today as the international economy got ready to give up for good. The reason: All-devouring time black hole Balatro has announced it's jumping off of our PCs and consoles and onto our phones, becoming even more portable than it is on Steam Deck. You'll soon be able to play it wherever and whenever you want, which is everywhere and always.