Good news, everyone. I'm off work all this week. I know, I know - a whole seven days with zero Edwin bullshit. What a prospect.
Allow yourself a moment to savour the idea. I'm so thrilled for you! The Maw, sadly, does not understand the concept of "time off".
Its hunger is as constant as the tide, as unrelenting as my retreating hairline. So before I disappear into a beam of sunshine, here's this week's list of new PC game releases.
On Monday 11th November, return to Ravenholm in the free prologue for Half-Life 2 fangame Project Borealis. Alternatively, start a new life in Everholm - while you're kondoing your cottage, you might spare a thought for your missing sister.
On Tuesday 12th November, the Golden Idol rises and Tetris is forever, but perhaps you'd rather scour minimalist dungeons in Void Sols.