I have a Dungeons & Dragons curse. You won’t find it in the Player’s Handbook or on any list of spells, and yet it’s demonstrably real.
Gather round, listeners, and hear my woeful tale. (I have a lute now. I’m plucking it. It’s too late; the tavern door is locked behind you.) I want to play the dumbest character in my D&D party, but no matter what I do, I wind up as the party’s boss.
There is a sublime joy in playing a complete numbskull, and I wish to experience it. Maybe the best I’ve seen it done is Dimension 20’s Zac Oyama, whose character list is a taster’s menu of different blockheads, including a teenage barbarian who keeps whiffing his Insight checks; a devoted firefighter with more abs than brain cells; and a space parasite still figuring out how human mouths work.
That’s not to say that Oyama never plays a smartie — his Puss in Boots might be my favorite performance in Dimension 20’s Neverafter season.
But Oyama’s characters are defined by his comedic strengths and his background as an improviser. He’s never the most loquacious guy on a given show, but any Dropout fan knows Oyama’s silence is only in service of when he breaks it, inevitably to offer the funniest thing to say at the best possible moment.