Team Cherry's successor to Hollow Knight, Silksong, will be released eventually. Probably. Maybe, we can hope. When it's done.
Soon™. The thing's been delayed so much it feels like a meme at this point, with fans most recently losing their collective gourd over a tongue-in-cheek 'loading screen tip' at a recent showcase.
But there's good news—Silksong's coming in 7,974 years! Not actually (we pray), but that's what you'll see if you go to the Microsoft Store at the time of writing.
Listed at the bottom is an optimistic «release date» for December 30, 9998. That's just under 3 million (2,910,745) days away—or just shy of 4.2 billion minutes.
Obviously, this is erroneous—likely a placeholder. Or is it? Thanks to some sleuthing from my fellow PC Gamer writer Joshua Wolens, we actually found Twitter posts showing screenshots of a similar date on the Xbox store dating back a month to the day of the fool, April 1.