One of the questions that vexed early Christians was about the nature of Jesus himself. Was the Messiah human, divine, or something in-between?
After many years, many quarrels, and some light episcopal violence, the Church arrived at its answer: The hypostatic union. Jesus is both fully human and fully divine, which he's allowed to be because he's god.
So there. Fortunately, it won't take a few hundred years of conclaves and punch-ups to discern the nature of Father Justin, an AI priest released last week by «media ministry» and Q&A group Catholic Answers.
He fully sucks. So much so that he's been summarily defrocked (via Futurism) and demoted to a mere «virtual apologist» after giving his flock disastrous answers.
For instance, that you can baptise a baby with Gatorade (per The Pillar). Introducing Father Justin, the New Interactive AI from Catholic AnswersCatholic Answers, the number-one lay Catholic apostolate of apologetics and evangelization, is excited to announce the release of our new “Father Justin” interactive AI app.