This peanut butter made for gamers actually sounds delicious

pcgamer.com:

Gamer’s rejoice. No longer shall your jelly remain lonely on its sandwich. Never again, will a piece of toast be left cold and naked. For now, we finally have a brand of peanut butter made specifically for gamers, and our many very real nutritional requirements specific to the hobby.

As gamers, we get a lot of weird stuff marketed towards us. It started out with cool RGB gaming peripherals which made sense, but now has expanded into gaming beds, hand massagers, energy drinks, and all sorts. I can only suppose Peanut Butter was the next logical conclusion on this journey towards total market saturation. 

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Spotted by Lowyat.net, a Malaysian based company called Jobbie Nut Butter has partnered with Taiwanese hardware company Zotac, responsible for hardware like the Zotac Gaming GeForce RTX 3080 Ti Amp Holo and this VR backpack, to make a gaming peanut butter. 

The labelling on the jar is black with holographic gamer styled highlights. On the top, it reads “Word’s first nut butter for gamers” and while they’re probably right, I can’t help but think the world might be better without that sentence. The paste is also named Pong, which is no doubt a homage to the videogame but also makes me scared of how it might smell when opened. 

Jokes aside, perhaps the most confusing thing about this nut butter is it sounds absolutely delicious. The full name given to this spread is Pong — Berry Matrix Peanut Energy Crunch, and on the company’s blogpost about the new product,