I try not to be a Funko Pop hater guy. It's always struck me as one of those «edgy» opinions that's actually quite pedestrian—«Oh please, tell me more about which nontraditional picks you actually consider to be Christmas Movies.» Most of the time, I endeavor to have no opinion either way on the ubiquitous vinyl tchotchkes.
But now it's personal: they brought Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords into it. Yes, Gamestop is now offering exclusive Funkos based off RPG powerhouse Obsidian's first game, which is basically Planescape: Torment in space, was made in ~14 months, didn't really have an ending until fans restored one, and remains one of my PC gaming first loves.
Why this of all games? I find myself contemplating these chibi versions of the characters I know so well as if they were a Zen koan, a paradox I was never supposed to understand.
Darth Nihilus, once a man, was reduced by powers beyond his ken to a half-dead metaphysical void that seeks to devour all life.
Only now he's also a funky little guy whose head is way too big. And look, there's Darth Sion, a Jedi whose bones were broken and flesh blasted into a craggy grey moonscape by unspeakable torture, his every waking moment a never ending agony sustained only by his limitless rage at the masters who betrayed him.